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There once was a
gobshite called David
Who gnatted about like an aphid
When he opened his gob
The Board they did sob
So El Tel got his job and his pay slip
Now there once was player named
Rio
Who starred in the Copa del Mundo
When Mufc came calling
He soon started crawling
And was up Fergie's arse like a matelot
Well Bow Wow was bad and caused
an affray
So he sulkled off to tap up old Houllier
But when asking for loot
The scousers said scoot
Now Bow Wow is back down the Whites' way
So what does this tale of the
restive elite
Tell us about we spectators
For all that we pay
And cheer on the play
They care much less for us than the status
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