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My name's Fabien Barthez I'm a bald
headed frog
I am a shit keeper and a proper french knob
I think I'm shit hot, always taking the michael
I will never be as good as Peter Schmeichel
My name's Phil Neville I'm a loud mouthed manc
My footballing skills ain't worth a wank
A well cocky bastard and an ugly one at that
I play for Man.U. so I'm also a twat
My name's Japp Stam I play at the back
I play like a lemon and I wish I was black
I'm shagging the boss but don't tell the guys
I've been waiting and waiting for Sir Alec to
rise
My name's Wes Brown 'wot appnin' brother
I'm not quite black, but a very stange colour
I can't find a bird with less than four holes
Perhaps thats why I only score own goals
My name's Gary Neville I look nothing like my
brother
I think its because we have a different mother
I'm just as pig ugly which makes me quite sad
We take it turns at shagging our dad
My name's Roy Keane and I think I'm well hard
Basically a gypo who likes the red card
A big headed paddy always giving it to the ref
I must be a prime suspect for the UVF
My name's Ryan Giggs with a head full of curls
At school I got battaered by all the girls
A bit of a show off and I think I'm quite pretty
I'm too good for these clowns I should be at Man
City
My name's David Beckham I'm sure you've heard
I've got a stick insect that I call my bird
I've got a big head and a dick like a maggot
The rumours are true I am a red raving faggot
My name's Luke Chadwick I can play up front
But have you ever seen a more ugly cunt
I'm riddled in acne but it might be the pox
I could eat a roast dinner through my mums letterbox
My name's Andy Cole and I came from the toon
An arrogant fucker,A typical maccaroon
I've got no balls but a nine inch pork
Which fits quite snugly up the arse of Dwight
York
My name's Teddy but I'm hardly a bear
I can sup twelve pints of lager from a dentist's
chair
All my team mates take it up the bottom
Oh how I wish I could have stayed at Tottenham
My name's Alec Ferguson or Sir would be nice
For the last two season's I've been shagging Posh
Spice
I'm a typical sweaty, a sour faced old fuck
But beneath this charade I'm as common as muck
I sink a few whisky's before each game starts
Just to keep me watching a team full of tarts
If we look like we are losing I'll get out a few
grand
And call over the ref and give him a back hand
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