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VARIOUS CLASSY POEMS
Johnny and Burdy
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POEM 1: I think Leeds are the best
they play with lots of zest
when woody gets the ball
he knocks it up to smith
smith shoot towards the goal
and his bird cums all over him

POEM 2: leeds are brill
they have too much skill.
woody pumps his bird,
then lays a big turd.

POEM 3: my name is gex
please sir i want sex.
can we have a big orgy,
so i can rodger audry.
i u give me some tipple,
i will suckle on her nipple.

oh and by the way leeds rock!