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DAVID BECKHAM
Leeds Fan in Sunny Oz
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David Beckham......
We were playing Scum one saturday,
Rumours were rife that Beckham is gay,
At three o'clock the teams did appear,
But two Scum where missing oh dear oh dear,
Becks & G Neville were still on the job,
Neville was sucking on Dave's small knob,
They rushed out quick and Gary did grin
But there was something still on his chin
In all the rush he was in such a tizz
He'd forgotton to wipe off Dave boy's Jizz !!!